welcome

halloooo welcome to my blog i guess whenever something happens ill type it here! my life is pretty boring, so dont expect any crazy netflix-worthy dramas, but its just my life! read them or dont if you want, i dont mind! hope you like my blog! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

warnings

there is going to be a WHOLEEEEEE lot of spoilers here so i'll try my best to add spoiler warnings but still TREAD WITH CAUTION also im human so i have my ups and downs....a lot of downs, so i guess ill be a bit of a party pooper here some times,, also im a little insane about my favs so if you wanna read 2 paragraphs on how my fav should be appointed as earths monarch go ahead !! other then that there reallyy isnt anything thatll warrant any serious content warnings, so there shouldnt be much to worry about!

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the solar system is bullying neptune

now I don't know no one else has connected the dots when we r in 2025 ad when the universe was made like a zillion years ago but I'm going to guide you through this. Berkeley has been credited to the discovery of 16 superheavy elements. 16/2 is EIGHT, the number of planets in the solar system. now why would you divide it by 2, and what do the 16 elements have to do with the solar system solar bullying Neptune? because the elements in question are called superheavys, and the planets in the solar system are super fucking heavy. trust me. you wouldn't be able to dunk with them. and you divide it by 2 because the 2 heaviest planets are Jupiter and Saturn, and they are the heaviest by a LOOOONG shot. like there wasn't even a competition. if there was everyone would just go home. but ok now that you get it lets move on. we are now left with the 8 planets in the solar system. just by looking at a picture of the solar system, we can tell a few of their dynamics. like how sun is the mother and mercury is the baby. but most of all, you can tell that Jupiter and Saturn are the older siblings of the system (not by size, theyre just big). Let's start with Jupiter. Jupiter is literally nothing but a fatass who eats meteors for breakfast. and he has a MASSIVE pimple that's converged so much rage in him its literally turned to a deadly raging storm. so we can just agree that Jupiter is a bitch who doesn't like anyone and is USING the earth so he can get free meals (although earth is also a bitch for using Jupiter as a planet vacuum shield). but remember. this guy cares about what people think about him to an extent because remember a pimple literally turned into deadly storm because of the rage it converged in him. he gives a LOT of shits. he's like a baby to its mom, he just gives a lot of shits. so when the whole solar system starts shitting on Neptune, do you NOT think he's gonna join in? of course he is. Now on to Saturn, this is a very deep-rooted hatred. she wants that slow blue planet DEAD. you know why? she has 7 MAIN rings. 7. when there's 8 planets in the solar system. there's a ring for everyone except fucking Neptune. "how can you tell Neptune doesn't get a Saturn-devoted ring, what if one of the other planets is the one who Saturn hates?" cause the only smart one is Earth , cause he HAS to be a smarty pants since he is the sole reason that 9 billion humans are alive. you know, the species who discovered these arrogant bitches and made them known. Earth's also like the only planet who knows wtf a education means. and since ALL the other planets are braindead, they just go in order from first planet to last, cause they cant count, they're planets (unless ur Earth) so Saturn is just passing them down from her left. she has like a 1000 rings (the seven rings are the main ones), do you not think she could've just squeezed in room for another one? of course she could. but she didn't want to. because she fucking hates neptune. and Earth isn't gonna say shit because he doesnt wanna risk being the one with who Saturn didn't devote a ring to. and remember , Saturn is one the the older siblings of the group, shes influential. if shes bullying Neptune, they are ALL bullying Neptune. but that begs the question, why Neptune? and that's easy. hes the slowest, so he's already being left behind. but there's more. from the dynamics we've viewed, its easy to say the solar system has a size hiearchy. the bigger the more influential. but the small ones r cute babies. Neptune is the middle child. literally he is right in the middle when you measure smallest to largest and vice versa. WHO GAF ABOUT THE MIDDLE CHILD. NOT THEM. THEYRE HAPPY HIS ASS IS AT THE END . THATS WHY YOU SAY "...and Neptune" WHEN LISTING PLANETS IN ORDER FROM CLOSEST TO THE SUN. THEY HAVE GRAMMAR AGAINST HIS ASS. THE SUN DOESNT LIKE HIM EITHER. THEYRE NOT EVEN SOCIAL DISTANCING. THEYRE "I am repulsed by the fact that you are noticed as a planet that is in my radius" DISTANCING. FREE HIM!! WHAT DID HE DO EXCEPT BE SMALL BLUE MIDDLE CHILD SLOW AND THE FURTHEST FROM THE SUN. NOTHING!! HE DOESNT LIKE BEING ISOLATED. HE JUST WANTS TO BE NORMAL PLANET. FREE HIM!!!!!!!
ok bai 0:202 16/08/25

this damn game.

after 3 years of abandonment i return to my edible children again and DAMN this game is different. i started this game in 2021 back when pv server was the only option and that was a MISTAKE. im broke asf so i cant buy anything and everyone here is RICH like elon musks child rich how is my little mango cookie meant to beat a war lord. also WTF is a beast cookie ad why r they so good i literally can not get one for the lifw of me and they strong as hell cause why is a 90k power burning spice cookie demolishing my 540k power mango cookie stop. he is just a little cookie. be nice. also I GOT 2 FROST QUEEN COOKIES SOMEHOW?? liek literally 2 single pulls in a row. and then my luck dried up there and ive gotten 2 epics in the past 80 pulls. also tbh my team is ASSS lmao like not as in the cookies arent meta its that my team is 1 front and 4 middles. dark cacao cookie mango cookie peach blossom cookie white lily cookie and black pearl cookie. and theyre interchangable with golden cheese and stardust which are ALSO middles LMAOOO dark cacao is like my diversity hire but idgaf about meta as long as theyre pretty i love my princesses. also i need shadow milk cookie. because im pissed that he keeps BEATING me in arena. IM SO SICK OF IT AS SOON AS I GET HIM EVERYONE IS FACING HIS WRATH or maybe not cause my cookie building skills are shit also SURPRISE hes another middle they are fighting for that space i hate these damn gay fag jesters. also i saw this absolute steal of a welcome package for £2 but i used all my babysitting money on ice cream and blue lock merch whose shocked so i played one of those playtime play games for money thing and got £2 so im jusr waiting for the google play code to come. also btw I KNOW ITS REAL ive used this exact same app before and it works fine and it better work again because my ass played coin master for 6 hours. its ok because all i need is my mango cookie its just me and him against the world i love my son

i return ti this site again and hopefully i stay ok BYE also ego jinpachi KILL YOURSELF nagireo please survive and bachira meguru keep being a pretty princess those are my bllk 299 notes BYE 18:29 15/04/25

i love shopping...

me and all my siblings went out today! and i used all £40 .... but idgaf im so happy!!! i bought volume 12 of blue lock, a hello kitty keychain and an eren keychain! hes so cute i love him.... i wanted to buy blue lock merch so bad but ALL the shops had none hello??? you got mashle merch but no blue lock?? i was so tempted to buy the finn keychain,,he was eating a cookie he was socsososo cute i loev him..i also bought a gift for my friend! nothimg much, just a makeup palette and a 4 set of perfume (absolute STEAL btw they were both £12 together this is why i love superdrug) but i was a little sad because the only store w the gachiakuta volumes was waterstones anf they only had volume 1 but i wanted volume 6 because i want the tamsy volume..i also had NO money for food i feel like spending all ur money on merch and not having any left to eat is a fangirl canon event,, but my brother bought me food instead so IDC ill be spending all my money again also we were out for 4 whole ass hours just for me to buy like 5 things ,,

heres the keychains i bought THEY R SO CUTEEEEE

ok byeye 19:43 31/03/25 ♡

new blog!

MY BLOG PAGE IS FINISHEDDDDDDD and im so happy with it i really like it rn! i like the aesthetic i went for with this, and im happy i didnt scrap it like i was thinking of doing.....anyways today was eid! i had so much fun today and i cant wait to go to town tmrw and use all my money on bachira merch (gachiakuta anime needs to hurry up and come cause i need tamsy merch NOW) honestly so excited i might post a haul on the blog tmrw because i feel like all £40 i got is GOING tomorrow,, i also had so much fun preparing for eid! i didnt have time to wear makeup during ramadan, so i had so much fun putting it on again my makeup was so neglected by highlighter palette had DUST on it...felt like discovering an ancient script also my eid dress was SO pretty and i had so much matching jewelery with it but DOWNSIDE that shit was itchy af and my pants kept falling down genuinely HELL but now my itchy ass dress is off my makeup is off my earrings are off my bangals are off my jewelery is off my heels are off my hair is tied up and my ugly ass peter rabbit pajamas that look like theyve been an ancient artifact since 2000bce are ON and LORDDDDD i feel so free im just in my bed eating mitai anf coding and talking to my oomfies and its HEAVEN also so happy im having the day off tmrw...im gonna leave the blog post at that, its short but o just wanted to get something down for my first blog post!! ((๑╹ω╹๑ )

byeyey 22:02 30/03/25 ♡